The Haibrush Song Lyrics

From Episode 3--Are You My Neighbor

Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning 
bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out 
.."

Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, 
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, 
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and 
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his 
composure and reports ..."

Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back 
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back 
there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"
Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters 
the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a 
towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."

Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. 
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become 
of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."

Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no 
hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair 
.. for my hairbrush."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. 
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob 
regains his composure and confesses ..."

Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you 
don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave 
it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments 
.."

Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not 
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not 
fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself 
in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly 
embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's 
generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. 
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the 
hairbrush, calls out ..."

Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take 
care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. 
Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

Narrator: "The end!"