Lodi Dodi Lyrics

Let me say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick,
For those who don't like it, Eat a dick
And for those who with me, sing that shit 
as it goes a little something like this....

Lah di dah di, we likes to party, 
We don't cause trouble, 
we bother nobody,
we're just to niggas who're on the mic, 
and when we rock up on the mic,
we rock the mic (right)
For all my dogs keepin' ya'll in health, 
Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself
cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning,
which we create, cuz that's our mission.
So listen close to what we say 
because this types of shit, happens every day.
I, woke up around 10oçlock in the morning,
I gave myself a stretch-up, a morning yawnin'
Went to the bathroom to wash up,
I put the soap on my face and put my hands in a cup and said,
Mirror mirror, on the wall, WHo is the to dog of them all?
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted, 
the mirror said "you are, you conceited bastard".
Well, that's true that's why we never have no beef,
So I slipped of my khaki's and my gold leaf, 
Used oil of Olay cause my skin gets pale and 
got the file for my finger nails.
I'm true to the style on my behalf, 
I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath.
Clean, dry was my body and hair, 
I put on my brand new doggy underwear.
For all the bitches I might take home, 
I got the Johnson's baby powder and Coolwater cologne.
Fresh, dressed, like a million bucks,
Threw on my white socks with my all blue chucks, 
Stepped out the house, stopped short, Oh no!
Went back inside I forgot my indo.
Then I dilly (dally) I ran through an (alley), 
bumped into this smoker named Sally from the (valley).
Now this was a girl playing hard to get,
so I said "what's wrong?" cause she looked upset, she said um.

"It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue, 
you went away, now my life is filled with rainy days, 
I love you so, how much you'd never know,
Cause you took your dope away from me.
A-huh, A-huh, A-huh." 

Damn, now what was I to do, 
she was crying over me and was feeling blue, 
I said um, don't cry, dry your eye, 
and here comes you rmother with those two little guys. 
Her mean mother steps in and says to me "Hi!", 
Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye. 
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet, 
slammed the child on the hard concrete.
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone, 
Somethin was wrong I said "What was goin on?"
I tried to break it Up I said "Stop it, just leave her." 
She said "If I can't smoke none, she can't either"
She grabbed me closely by my socks, 
and so I broke the hell out and grabbed my sack of rocks but um,
They gave chase, they caught up quick, 
they started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick and sayin'
        Why don't you give me a play?
        So we can break it down the long Beach way,
        And if you give me that OK,
        I'll give you all my love today.
        Doggy doggy doggy can't you see?
        Somehow your words just hypnotize me,
        And I just love your jazzy ways,
        Doggy dogg your love is here to stay.

And on and on and on she kept going, 
the bitch had been around before my mother born!
She looked upset so I gave her a hit, 
You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!
She says "no your not" then she starts cryin, 
I says I'm nineteen, she says "stop lyin"
I says I am, go ask my mother,
and with you wrinkled pussy, I can't be your loverrrr

Yeah, tic toc you don't stop, 
and to the, tic toc you don't quit.
Yeah, tic toc you don't stop 
and to the, tic toc you don't stop.. BITCH.