King Leer Lyrics

 Your boyfriend, he
 went down on one knee
 well, could it be
 he's only got one knee?
 I tried to surprise you
 with Vodka
 or, Tizer
 I can't quite remember
 but you didn't thank me
 you didn't even thank me
 because you never do
 
 Your boyfriend, he
 has the gift of the gab
 or, could it be
 the gift of the grab?
 I tried to surprise you
 I lay down beside you
 and...nothing much happened
 and you didn't phone me
 you didn't even phone me
 because it's not your style
 to dial
 
 Your boyfriend, he
 displays to me
 more than just
 a hint of cruelty
 I tried to surprise you
 I crept up behind you
 with a homeless chihuahua
 you gushed for an hour
 you handed him back and said
 "You'll never guess
 I'm bored now"