The Last Wombat in Mecca Lyrics

By: Lonnie Turner 
Spoken: The last wombat in Mecca. Take 1. 

There's some things I can't find 
Some are better left alone 
There are few things I won't find 
Some are better left alone 
Like that bulldog in the bathroom 
Like that wombat on the phone 

As I float in my leer jet 
Without a sling shot or a shield 
As I hang in my leer jet 
Without a shotgun or a shield 
Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past 
With a bulldog at the wheel 
Yeah 

Can you give us a description 
Said the air force on the phone 
Can you certify you've seen this 
Said the air force on the phone 
No, but here's his passport 
And his teeth mark's on the phone 

If I take a long vacation 
And nail my bulldog to a wall 
If I leave this smoggy nation 
And nail my bulldog to a wall 
If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut 
Will you remember me at all