Sure Shot (The Remixes) Lyrics

(Beastie Boys/Bobo/Nishita)

Yauch, 
Will I Use A Fork 
But Never Ever Ever Am I Eatin' Fuckin Pork 

'Cause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
'Cause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
A Well You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Mike D Come On And Rock The Sure Shot 

I've Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed 
Like Yoo Hoo 
I'm On Like Dr John, Yea Mr Zu Zu 
I'm A Newlywed, I'm Not A Divorcee 
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey 
Well, It's The Taking Fo Pelham, One, Two, Three 
If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me 
I've Got The Savior Faire With The Unique Rhymin' 
I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And 
Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go 
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose 
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go 
'Couse At The Boards Is The Man They Call The Mario 
Pull Up At The Function And You Know I Kojak 
To All The Party People That Are On My Bozak 
I've Got More Action Than My Man John Woo 
And I've Got Mad Hits Like I Was Rod Crew 
Beause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
Beause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
You Know You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
Ad Rock Come And Rock The Sure Shot 
Hurra Hurra 
Cane Will Cross Fade On Your Ass And 
Bust Your Ear Drums 
Listen Everybody 'Cause I'm Shifting Gears I'm 
Fresh Like Dougie When I Set My Specs And 
On The Microphone I Come Correct 
Timing Like A Clock When I'Rock The Hip Hop 
Top Notch Is My Stock On The Soap Box 
I"ve Got More Rhymes Than I'v Got Grey Hairs 
And That's Alot Because I've Got My Share 
I've Got A Hole In My Head And There's No One To Fix It 
Got To Straighten My Thoughts, I'm Thinking Too Much Sick Shit 
Everyone Just Takes and Takes, Takes, Takes, Takes 
I've Got To Step Back, I've Got To Contemplate 
I'm Like Lee Perry, I'm Very 
On Rock The Microphone And Then I'm Gone 
I'm Like Vaughn bode, I'm a Cheech Wizard 
Never Quitting, So Won't You Listen 
Oh Yes Indeed, It's Fun Time 

Beause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
Beause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
A Well You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
MCA Come And Rock The Sure Shot 

I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long Overdue
The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through 
To All The Mothers And Sisters And The Wives And Friends
I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The End 
Well You Say I"m Twenty Something And Should Be Slacking
But I"m Working Harder Than Ever And You Could Call It Macking
So I"m Supposed To Sit Upon My Couch Watching My T.V. 
I'm Still Iistening To Wax, I'm Not Using The CD 
I'm That Kid In The Corner 
All Fucked Up And I Wanna So I'm Gonna 
Take A Piece Of The Pie, Why Not, I'm Not Quitting 
Think I'm Gonna Change Up My Style Just To Fit In 
I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic 
I Use A Bullshit Mic That's Made Out Of Plastic 
To Send My Rhymes Out To All Nations 
Like Ma Bell, I've Got The Ill Communication 

'Cause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
'Cause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
A Well You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop 
Born And I'm Rockin' The Sure Shot 
Sure Shot... Sure Shot...