W*o*l*d Lyrics

 Hello Honey, it's me
 What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?
 What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy-o?
 Remember how we listened to the radio
 And I said `That's the place for me'
 And how I got the job as an FM Jock the day you married me?
 We were two kids and I was was into AM rock
 But I just had to run around
 It's been eight years since I left you babe
 Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down

 CHORUS
 I am the morning DJ on W*O*L*D
 Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be
 The bright good-morning voice who's heard but never seen
 Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen

 The drinking I did on my last big gig made my voice go low
 They said that they liked the younger sound when they let me go
 So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do me a late night talk show
 Now I worked my way back home again, via Boise, Idhao
 That's how this business goes

 CHORUS

 I've been making extra money playing high school sock hops
 I'm a big time guest MC
 You should hear me talking to the little children
 And listen what they say to me
 Got a spot on the top of my head, begging for a new toupee
 And a tire on my gut from sitting on my
 But they're never gonna go away

 Sometimes I get this crazy dream
 That I just drive off in my car
 But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still say where you are
 I've been thinking that I should quit disk jockeying
 And start that record store
 Maybe I could settle down if you'ld take me back once more

 OK Honey, I see
 I guess he's better than me
 Sure, Old Girl, I understand
 You don't have to worry, I'm such a happy man

 W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L, W*O*L, W*O*L*D*D*D

 I am the morning DJ on K*A*H*J
 Playing all the hits for you Playing them night and day
 The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen
 Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen
 I am the morning DJ on W*O*L*D