Guitar:
E5-022xxx
F#5-244xxx
B5-x244xx
A5-577xxx
C#5-9 11 11xxx
- =don't play

chorus:
E5-
Smog
-
The gayest group in the bunch
E5-
Smog
-
The song-writers of the century
E5-
Smog
F#5
they stole are drummer 
B5
they stole our pride
F#5                           B5
they stole are dignity from inside

verse:
F#5                                         B5
They got 20 members in their band
F#5                       G5
Many instruments are unmanned
F#5                                B5
Shmuck plays the microphone
F#5                        G5
The guitarist is out of tone

little diddy at the end of the first verse:
F#5
The drummer was ours
A5
but they took him to Mars
B5
We still want him back
C#5
But they gave us a smack

chorus

verse
We are still friends
Until that band ends
Then we will rule
And we might be looked up at at school

chorus

verse
They will be gone by next weekend
Then we will deport them to Iceland
We would've listened to their "punk"
but the reviews just stunk

Bass:
when guitar plays____________you play:
F#5    B5     A5      E5     C#5
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