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Hermaphrodite Guitar Tablature
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Live Performance (Comedy Central Presents Stephen Lynch)
Publisher: N/A
Song: Hermaphrodite
Tabber: ejy ([email protected])
Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)






Great song by Stephen lynch, the rhythm's the same throughout, if a chord is a little out of place
it's just because I tried to make the words fit the chords better so it would be easier to sing.



E           022100
C/G         332010
Dsus4add2/A 554030 (D/A)
Am          002210
F           133211




Intro

      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G   




Verse 1

      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G
      She's part girl.        She's part boy.         She's got  parts   everyone  can   enjoy.


      E          C/G          E          C/G          Am                      F       
      She's got  more.        She's got  less.        She's got her manhood   tucked in her dress.


      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G 
      Yeaaah.....




Verse 2

      E          C/G          E          C/G          E           C/G           E          C/G
      Is she a   mister or    is she a   miss?     Does she stand up when she's taking a   piss? 


      E          C/G              E          C/G      Am                             F       
She's my little  girl yeah, she's my little  guy.     When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.

  
      E                       C/G        D/A          E                       C/G        D/A          
 



Chorus 1 

      E                       C/G        D/A          E                        C/G        D/A     
      She wears lace    and   she wears  flannel. She watches football and the lifetime   channel.

      E                       C/G        D/A          E                       C/G        D/A     
      What's that buldge      under her  nighty.......   It must be           Hermaphro  ditee.....

      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G   
      Yeaaaahhhhh.....................   Herm-aphro-  diteeee....ohhhh........




Verse 3

      E               C/G     E               C/G     E               C/G    E(strum once)          
      Some things are white,  some things are black.  Some girls wear makeup;mine shaves her back.

      E            C/G        E            C/G        Am                          F      
  But she is still beautiful, she is still fine.      It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

      E                       C/G        D/A          E                       C/G        D/A          




Chorus 2

      E                       C/G        D/A          E                           C/G    D/A          
      She can't help    her   im-  per-  fections.    She gets jock itch from her yeast  infections.

      E                       C/G        D/A          E                       C/G        D/A          
      Who stole all     my    tighty-    whiteys.     It must be              Hermaphro  ditee.....

      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G   
         Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Outro
      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G   
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oh........           Hermaphro    dite....................ohh       (falsetto) Hermaphro

      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G   
      diiiaa     haaaaalaaaaa laalaa     haaaaalaaaaa laala      haaaaalaaaaa laaalaaa   haaaaalaaaaaa 
 
      E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G          E          C/G   
      whoohooo   hoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~laaaaaaalaaaaayyaaaaa           haaaaaaaaaaiaa          Hermaphro...


      E(strum once)
      di~~~~~~~~~te
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