moley's optic dilemma (parody of brat)
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band : no skidoo
lyrics by noff and jim
music by green day
finalised july 2001
played in g-key (distortion)

intro
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   c    g    d
e--------------------------
B--------------------------
G--5-55------7-------------
D--5-55-5-55-7-~-let ring--
A--3-33-5-55-5-------------
E-------3-33---------------

verse 1
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   g    c    g         c    g    d
e------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G-------5-55-----------5-55------7-777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-555555--5-55-5-55-7-777777--   x3
A--5-55-3-33-5-555555--3-33-5-55-5-555555--
E--3-33------3-333333-------3-33-----------

chorus
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   c    g    c    g    c    g    d  
e------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G--5-55------5-55------5-55------7-777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-7-777777--
A--3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-5-555555--
E-------3-33------3-33------3-33-----------

   c    g    c    g    f       d
e----------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------
G--5-55------5-55--------------77777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-3333333-77777777--
A--3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-3333333-55555555--
E-------3-33------3-33-1111111-----------

verse 2
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   g    c    g         c    g    d
e------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G-------5-55-----------5-55------7-777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-555555--5-55-5-55-7-777777--   x4
A--5-55-3-33-5-555555--3-33-5-55-5-555555--
E--3-33------3-333333-------3-33-----------

chorus
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   c    g    c    g    c    g    d
e------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G--5-55------5-55------5-55------7-777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-7-777777--
A--3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-5-555555--
E-------3-33------3-33------3-33-----------

   c    g    c    g    f       d 
e----------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------
G--5-55------5-55--------------77777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-3333333-77777777--
A--3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-3333333-55555555--
E-------3-33------3-33-1111111-----------

bridge
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   g    c    g         c    g    d
e------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G-------5-55-----------5-55------7-777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-555555--5-55-5-55-7-777777--   x4
A--5-55-3-33-5-555555--3-33-5-55-5-555555--
E--3-33------3-333333-------3-33-----------

chorus
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   c    g    c    g    c    g    d
e------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------
G--5-55------5-55------5-55------7-777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-7-777777--
A--3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-5-555555--
E-------3-33------3-33------3-33-----------

   c    g    c    g    f       d
e----------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------
G--5-55------5-55--------------77777777--
D--5-55-5-55-5-55-5-55-3333333-77777777--
A--3-33-5-55-3-33-5-55-3333333-55555555--
E-------3-33------3-33-1111111-----------

ending
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   g
e-----
B-----
G-----
D--5--
A--5--
E--3--

lyrics
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verse 1
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moley's eyes don't work so well these days,
he can't see over the hill.
pupil's closing in and clouding up,
working against his will.
falling down the stairs but no one cares,
cos he's an irish fool.
in his contact lens and spectacles,
he still thinks he's real cool.

chorus
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well, now he's gone blind,
but he doesn't mind,
cos he's always been a mole.
he was once filled with doubt,
but it's all figured out,
he'll keep inside his hole.

verse 2
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now his hole is caving in,
he needs to find a home.
but who will have him, he's not fine,
he's got whiskers of doom.
optically challenged bonerhead,
he's off on a mission.
to find the one place he'll be loved,
it's called the optician.

chorus 3
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well, now he's gone blind,
but he doesn't mind,
cos he's always been a mole.
he's a 4-eyed git,
and he smells like ***,
please keep inside your hole.

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fin